Monday, August 18, 2008

A contest?! A Contest!


Well, folks. I decided to take this week off from blogging.

Instead, I'm going to host the...

1st Annual Sex Mahoney Movie and TV Quote Competition



The contest is simple.

I'm going to post a numbered list of one hundred quotes from various movies and television shows.

In the comments, you have to write down the number of the quote you're guessing, the name (or names) of the person (or people) who said the quote, and the show in which it was said.

The first person to correctly identify a quote gets a point, and the quote is then closed to any other entrant.

For example:

Sample List

1. "Well, kiss my grits."
2. "You bet your sweet bippy."
3. "Autobots, transform and roll out."

Sample Answer 1, Submitted 08:14


1. Alice, Alice
2. Mr. Belvedere, Rowan and Martin's Laugh In
3. Optimus Prime, Transformers

Sample Answer 2, Submitted 09:45

1. Alice, Alice
2. Richard Nixon, Roman and Martini's Laugharium
3. Abraham Licoln, Gettysburgh Address

The person in Sample Answer 1 would get two points, one for correctly identifying the quote from Alice and one for correctly identifying the quote from Transformers, while the person from Sample Answer 2 would not receive any points since that quote was already identified, and I would send someone to their house to beat their children with socks full of batteries for thinking Abraham Lincoln was the leader of the Autobots.

Prizes


The contest winners will receive:

FOURTH PRIZE: A complete set of Golden Girls pogs, or $750 worth of peanut brittle.

THIRD PRIZE: A personalized recording for your voicemail or answering machine.

SECOND PRIZE: A free CD from up and coming underground artists Megan Callahan and Acoustic Boomerang.

FIRST PRIZE: I will personally animate the winner into my next cartoon as one of the main characters.


If you have any questions, please either leave them in the comments section here, or send me a message. I'd be happy to help in any way that I can.

The list will go online tomorrow, August 19th, at about 7AM EST. The contest will remain open for one week, until August 26th, or until all of the quotes are identified, whichever comes first.

Tell your friends.

Sex Mahoney for President
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