Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm so glad you could make it.
If your pocket still hurts from holiday spending extravaganzas, then help yourself to some free material, starting with this book:
You can download it from The Internet Archive or as a torrent at Mininova.org.
This book makes for excellent post-holiday reading; so, grab the family, gather around the fire and share in the warmth.
Sex Mahoney for President