Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Ninety Minutes, One Ball


Well folks, I'm sorry I haven't been writing as much as I should, but I am hard at work on other projects like trying to find a job and keep from starving to death.

In the meantime, enjoy this new audiobook:



Which you can download, or stream, from Archive.org or download from mininova.org as a torrent.

In this audio book, you will hear selections read by:

Mercedes (my beautiful wife):

Anonymous (a fellow myspace blogger):

Pete (my cousin):

Amy (my future sister-in-law):


And, of course, you'll hear my sweet, dulcet tones thrown in there as well.

So, download your copy today and pass it out among your friends and family. They'll appreciate the dick jokes.

Sex Mahoney for President


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